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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

Or a glazed doughnut idk

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Or a glazed doughnut idk

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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Damn, we’ve got a whole new generation of horny posters

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      It’s the same person surely

      • Denjin@feddit.uk
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        21 hours ago

        Given the name, pretty sure it’s SatansMaggotyCumfart

        • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Fair point. It follows suit…

          The other contender uses a name followed by a number

          • Denjin@feddit.uk
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            I think they’re all the same person

            • kurwa@lemmy.world
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              We’re all the same person on this day

      • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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        Yes, but don’t call me Shirley.

      • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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        I think youre only seeing the creamy white covering

    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      And thats a good thing!

    • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The more things change, the more things stay the same

  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
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    Holy shit, a sleeper account! Someone is horny posting from an ancient sleeper account

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    Smh everyone knows that the filling is the best part :3

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      Yeah, cum is way better on the inside ツ

      Edit: feeling my buddy blast his load inside of me is my reward for being good 😛

      • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOP
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        Makes me feel loved and useful.

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          And less messy

          After my balls are empty, the first thing I’m thinking is, “ugh, the cleanup…”

      • bellly@sopuli.xyz
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        Someone who gets it!!! ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v

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          That’s what I’m talking about!

  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Where’s the bush meme for “another horny poster has hit c/shitposting”

    Is this number 3 or 4?

  • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world
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    Eclair pie

    • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOP
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      A little happy twinkie.

      • Banana@sh.itjust.works
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        That would be filled with cum and would therefore require a new meme

        Also it may be time for a new hornyshitpost community

  • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    Man I used to really love going to cinnabon and orange Julius

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