• Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Lucifer is the reasonable one in the Bible, God is the one who wipes out millions for amusement.

    Did you know that according to the Bible they hang out and talk shit together? God never hangs out with anyone else.

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      1 day ago

      A key reason why the church suppressed education for such a long time in what is now referred to as the dark ages.

      If intelligent people were able to read the source material then they would learn what utter shite they were being fed.

      Fortunately for religious organisations we now live in a society where most people are able to read the source material but choose not to and blindly follow the words spoken to them.

    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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      2 days ago

      Lucifer is the reasonable one in the Bible, God is the one who wipes out millions for amusement

      Now I don’t wanna sympathize with the devil, but…

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      3 days ago

      that would make some kickass memes to send to your fanatically christian uncle.