“Why would I want to watch 22 men running around in circles chasing a ball for 90+ minutes? Can’t you just give them 22 balls and every one of them will be happy!?”
It gets better than that. It’s where two lines of buff men line up to checkout another line of men. The quarterback is the top position because he gets to check out his team, the opponents team, and decides who and when to give his balls to. After communicating who is going to be receiving him, both lines embrace and the other team tries to get the ball often by throwing themselves at the guy with the ball.
Sometimes they’ll actually pile on each other when it’s unclear if the guy with the ball has been stopped.
Reminds me of how I always declined, when someone passed a cigarette around:
So, you want me to take the tip of something longish, round, somewhat hard-but-still-soft and strange tasting into my mouth and then suck on it?! No, thanks.
“Why would I want to watch 22 men running around in circles chasing a ball for 90+ minutes? Can’t you just give them 22 balls and every one of them will be happy!?”
Also not an appreciated response, LOL
Whoever has the ball is it and all the other men have to chase after him, teehee.
It gets better than that. It’s where two lines of buff men line up to checkout another line of men. The quarterback is the top position because he gets to check out his team, the opponents team, and decides who and when to give his balls to. After communicating who is going to be receiving him, both lines embrace and the other team tries to get the ball often by throwing themselves at the guy with the ball.
Sometimes they’ll actually pile on each other when it’s unclear if the guy with the ball has been stopped.
Edit: nonono wait… the quarter back is a switch
Wrong football!
How do you tell the difference.
Someone in the comment chain specifically said something like football (soccer).
No I mean when watching them.
If they kick the ball more than once in a one minute period you’re watching football (soccer). If you see helmets you’re watching football (American).
Oh! Thank you!
Hahaha holy shit. I didn’t realize that. Leaving it tho cause American football sounds even gayer now.
Because it is. It is known.
My personal variation of that was “20 men running after a ball so they can put it deep inside the other team’s goal hole”
Reminds me of how I always declined, when someone passed a cigarette around: