This reminds me, have your ever thought about how Jesus definitely masturbated or if he didn’t he at least had wet dreams?
The shroud of Turin managed to keep it’s shape because it was Jesus cum rag, it’s basically paper mâche.
Now you might say “but touchmacaque, that’s blasphemy!” But I’d like to counter with the fact that we’ve all made our own cum paper mâche just like our Lord and saviour, in a way were just following Jesus.
This reminds me, have your ever thought about how Jesus definitely masturbated or if he didn’t he at least had wet dreams?
The shroud of Turin managed to keep it’s shape because it was Jesus cum rag, it’s basically paper mâche.
Now you might say “but touchmacaque, that’s blasphemy!” But I’d like to counter with the fact that we’ve all made our own cum paper mâche just like our Lord and saviour, in a way were just following Jesus.
This is a magnificent shitpost. Why bury it under a lesser one? Do not be ashamed of your talent.
The trick is to be easily forgotten, that way no one will remember me until they find my very own shroud of cum long after I’m dead
The second cumming of Christ?
It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.
The second cummings of Christ.
Fixed it. Thanks.