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Give the thieves a break

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Give the thieves a break

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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Unrelated, I have 11 and a half tons of kit kats I need to sell quickly.
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  I’m willing to buy your 11 tons of kitkat.
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    Once I get the cash, I’ll ship you all 10½ tons

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