I was delighted by the results of my efforts, but I was also aware of how horrifying most people would consider this, and so I took a pic to share with y’all

Pictured is:

  • Half a carrot
  • Two tortillas
  • A red pepper
  • A ball of mozzarella
  • A few slices of prosciutto crudo with parmesan sprinkled on it
  • A dollop of hummus
  • 4 chives
  • 4 sheets of “crispy seasoned seaweed”
  • 2 “cheesy slices”
  • A pink lady apple
  • Apple juice
  • Freshly squeezed orange juice
  • A bottle of Starbucks frappuccino
  • An avocado
  • A coffee Renoir

I think that’s everything. I hadn’t eaten for a long time, so when coming down from my trip, I was ravenous. This is actually more nutritious than my typical meals

Edit: formatting

  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.netOPEnglish
    5·
    16 days ago

    Not really — even assembling this pushed my focus to its limits. It didn’t help that I was also pretty physically tired from an eventful night out. But even if I could cook, I don’t think I would; I tend to strongly crave basic foods like this — most of this was actually stuff I bought when going to a 24hr supermarket on my way home (I spent way more than I should have, but I have no regrets)