The traditional way is to scoop out your eyeballs and blast bug spray into the sockets. Can’t say I recommend it as they just tend to take refuge in the brain, and if you don’t kill them you’ll really piss them off. Better just to cancel all your TV subscription services and read 18th century literature for at least 6 hours a day. There is a fair chance they will just get bored and leave of their own accord.
As a doctor, I can assure you there is never any buildup of eyelashes behind your eyeball. The spiders eat them all.
The funniest part - this is unironically true. Yes, really.
I’m an internet commentator.
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Dr bampop, please advise how to exterminate our ocular spider infestation.
The traditional way is to scoop out your eyeballs and blast bug spray into the sockets. Can’t say I recommend it as they just tend to take refuge in the brain, and if you don’t kill them you’ll really piss them off. Better just to cancel all your TV subscription services and read 18th century literature for at least 6 hours a day. There is a fair chance they will just get bored and leave of their own accord.
Are eyelashes digestible? Or do the spiders have stomach full of them?
another reason to love spiders <3