1. The New Madrid fault is a slow beast, but not to be taken lightly. There are large lakes in that region that exist solely because of earthquakes changing the path of the Mississippi River.
2. I once drove through Cooter, Missouri on my way to a wedding in northwest Tennessee specifically to send my wife a cheeky postcard, and those motherfuckers didn’t postmark it until they’d carted it over to the next town with a larger post office. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.

good for her i guess

So they’re saying the cooter was vibrated.

Missouri is a woman? And why they talking about her cooter like that?

There comes a time in every states life where certain feelings begin to happen, its perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

Missouri? Show me!

I’ll rattle YOUR cooter!

Massive flooding to follow.