RACOON ROLL ATTACK!

I would name that raccoon Samus
This made me unfathomably happy
Really missed opportunity for a Roll Out strategy.
It was literally game breakingly strong.
He’s gotta go. He’s gotta go fast.
Ok, why?
Furry goofball lol.
Y’know what? I’d be down for a Pokemon game set in a region based on the US Deep South.
It’s all good until Gym Leader Floridaman has a team of Pokemon that only know Metronome
Instead of team rocket it’s the KKK.
I think I’ve made my choice

I choose Stinkachu!
Skunk.
I will get banned from animal fighting immediately, however, I will also get the people there sprayed, making them incredibly easy to identify and apprehend.
Yeah, that’s right. I’m a mole.
Raccoons are smart and have thumbs. I have to go with this guy 🦝 👍
Raccoon no doubt. The theft stat is OP
Possums eat spiders. So there’s that.
They’re also very resistant to rabies so that’s a plus they ever bite someone.
And ticks
Coons have hands just sayin
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That’s just most of North America.
No possums in my area, never seen one any where near. We have raccoons in small numbers. And skunk in small numbers too. Maybe swap for squirrels and you would be closer to the US.
Beavers are more widespread than any squirrel species and gets us the water type.
It depends on what party of the country you’re in, really. I’ve got all 3 where I’m at.
In my neck of the woods you swap out the possum for a badger
Raccoon for sure. Sure possums are cute, but raccoons are smart and adorable and mischievous
They are the starters for the entire Eastern United States!
West coast has them too.
Starters?? You fool, those are regional legendaries! Do not approach them! You don’t have the skills!
A friend of mine actually has a skunk as a pet.
Cute little critters.
Skunk so that way I’m not the one getting sprayed. Just have to be mindful of wind direction.








