Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 4 天前Learn from those greater than yourself.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1562arrow-down121
arrow-up1541arrow-down1imageLearn from those greater than yourself.lemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 4 天前message-square25linkfedilink
minus-squareCoskii@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up72arrow-down1·4 天前What kind of rounding has to be done to assume not using the bathroom constitutes 4 to 5 hours daily?!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·edit-24 天前The same kind that equates horniness with ambition? 🤷🏻
minus-squareBananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·4 天前I think the plug saves him 4-5 hours of cranking it in the toilet.
minus-squareFauxLiving@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-24 天前Thanks to modern technology you don’t even have to go to the toilet! Just get one of these for your desk: e: Also, you can solve cable routing issue by simply tunneling the cable through your hand:
minus-squarePabloSexcrowbar@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 天前That depends entirely on whether you have something in your butt.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·4 天前do you not put the poop back in after you take it out?
minus-squareCyrus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 天前That is disgusting. You gotta eat it for zero waste. I personally season it with pee powder.
minus-squareBlibly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 天前You gotta let it out a little bit and then let it shlurp back up into your poop chute. Back and forth forever
minus-squareFeathercrown@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 天前Ah yes, the sleep n slurp https://youtu.be/xioeX1rNtfE
What kind of rounding has to be done to assume not using the bathroom constitutes 4 to 5 hours daily?!
The same kind that equates horniness with ambition? 🤷🏻
I think the plug saves him 4-5 hours of cranking it in the toilet.
Thanks to modern technology you don’t even have to go to the toilet!
Just get one of these for your desk:
e: Also, you can solve cable routing issue by simply tunneling the cable through your hand:
What a time to be alive
Do you think we ever lived though?
That depends entirely on whether you have something in your butt.
do you not put the poop back in after you take it out?
That is disgusting. You gotta eat it for zero waste. I personally season it with pee powder.
moms urea powder was always the best!
You gotta let it out a little bit and then let it shlurp back up into your poop chute. Back and forth forever
ah yeah, the ole poop-n-slurp!
Ah yes, the sleep n slurp
https://youtu.be/xioeX1rNtfE
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