My grandmother was a slut and liked to brag about it. And she was one of my favorite people. Dress slutty, act slutty, or don’t. As long as you’re proud of who you are, and don’t judge others for not being you, then you’re cool.
Side note: I was so proud of the number of people at my grandmother’s funeral who told me that their first interaction with her was that she told them how to have an organ using the bubble jets in the community hot tub.
Are we talking like hooker slutty, or classy slutty where they let you inside the church, but then the priest and the mother superior are both like “forgive me father for I have sinned” the moment they see you?
If he isn’t obsessed with me looking like a slut and braggy about it, I don’t want him.
Knew who this was before even seeing the username, legend.
Hate it when my girlfriend dresses hot cuz then I’m horny all the time.
JK she’s always hot and I’m always horny all the time 🫣
My grandmother was a slut and liked to brag about it. And she was one of my favorite people. Dress slutty, act slutty, or don’t. As long as you’re proud of who you are, and don’t judge others for not being you, then you’re cool.
Side note: I was so proud of the number of people at my grandmother’s funeral who told me that their first interaction with her was that she told them how to have an organ using the bubble jets in the community hot tub.
Which organ did they get?
Both kidneys
Whichever one deals with typos, I guess. I was on the toilet. Oopsie poopsie.
Are we talking like hooker slutty, or classy slutty where they let you inside the church, but then the priest and the mother superior are both like “forgive me father for I have sinned” the moment they see you?
I just need to know which gift card to grab.