Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 16 hours agoSocial Media was a mistakelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1540arrow-down16
arrow-up1534arrow-down1imageSocial Media was a mistakelemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 16 hours agomessage-square50linkfedilink
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·11 hours agoBut if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.
minus-squarekevincox@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up20·10 hours agoLet’s take a little recess and circle back.
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down3·10 hours agoSorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 hours agoI would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 hours agoafter this many protestations this sounds like self hatred
minus-squareSoulg@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 hours agoSorry that human bodies are gross lmao
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 hours agohave you not heard of candles?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·47 minutes agoI’ve done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose
But if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.
I get that reference.
Let’s take a little recess and circle back.
Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.
I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.
A username well-earned
after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred
Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao
have you not heard of candles?
Then it smells ass, and candles.
I’ve done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose