• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    6 hours ago

    There’s 4 bread layers, spread with some kind of cream cheese/mayo abomination and laid down with gherkins, ham, pistachios, and mushrooms before being pressed in the fridge overnight and “frosted” with I dunno, horseradish or CoolWhip or something. The bread makes it a sandwich I guess.

    • trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      56 minutes ago

      The mushrooms worry me the most. There’s sizeable gaps between them, which seem to have been filled up entirely with whatever the white stuff is…

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      5 hours ago

      No.

      I don’t care what’s in it or what other fevered rationalizations someone might try to make; just No.