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Nipples get hard because they shrink ;)
“Lets give the smol pp crowd an easy excuse”
“Why dont we just give everyone big ones? Or discourage shame?”
“Mmmmmmmmmm…no.”
Dudes whose dicks didn’t shrink probably froze and fell off. Evolution, ftw.
Wake up with it stuck to your leg, take a long step, regret.
Initially God did create Adam and Steve. Steve just forgot to bundle up in January.
To be fair, nips also shrink
In one direction sure, not on the z axis
Title of your autobiography
