• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world
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          23 hours ago

          eeeeeEERRY NAWAN DENN EYE-FALLAH PAHHH!!! 🥁🎵
          And I need you now tonight… 🎶
          I fuckin’ need you more than ever… 🎼
          And if you keep shitposting so tight… 🎶
          This weirdo will keep replyyying forever… 🎵

          • TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish
            2·
            23 hours ago

            Oh man, I’ve never been on a forum date before. Ok be cool be cool

            So uh commenting sure is great right?

            Ok ok that was good. Good start. Let’s see how it goes.

            • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world
              2·
              22 hours ago

              Wait, you’re on a forum date?

              nice.

              So umm… I don’t know what people do on dates nowadays but in my experience from back in the day when I was a real Dong JoAnne they just doom scrolled until I left their field of view or got near security personnel and then pointed goodbye at me.

              I guess they got a little intimid-

              👮< Excuse me, is this terminally online attention fiend bothering you?)

              👮🏻‍♂️< We got a few calls… )