🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agoAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
minus-squareangrystego@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoOne that works in English: A superconductor came to a bar and ordered a beer. The barman said - I’m not giving you a beer! Get the fuck out of my bar! The superconductor left without any resistance.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoAn argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoA neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
One that works in English:
A superconductor came to a bar and ordered a beer. The barman said - I’m not giving you a beer! Get the fuck out of my bar! The superconductor left without any resistance.
An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.