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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

What the hell are Selena Gomez oreos?

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What the hell are Selena Gomez oreos?

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    I want a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina flavored Oreo.

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      I’m thinking you probably don’t

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        It sounds way too goopy tbh

        • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          …you say that like it’s a bad thing.

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            Well the most disgusting thing about goop is how it’s made to scam people (mostly women) out of their hard earned money, as if Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t have enough.

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        You don’t know me I have like fifty vagandles.

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      “Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?”

      “Rainbow…”

      “Ooohhhh yum gimme”

      “…trout.”

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      Username checks out 🤢

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      Would the taste testers be able to compare it to the real thing?

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