Shovel seller tells everyone they need shovels, what a surprise.
For this analogy to work, you aren’t making kids not play on the street anymore. You’re purposefully running over kids playing in the street and telling them they should get cars so they can start rampages of their own.
It’s weird that techno drug dealers are in charge of governments and economies and are trying to force everyone to do their drugs.
What the fuck is he on about? Plenty of kids play in the streets in residential and rural areas. Not every road has the same traffic
Why are we sharing this? Why is this important? CEO of Oreo says you should eat 10 oreos a day to stay healthy. Shocker.
Reminds me of this

Because it’s to remind us of the world they took from us.
Can’t play in the streets? Yeah, the millionaires and billionaires bought up all the land, turned it into a freeway, strip mall, and a parking lot in one, and said it was your fault for remembering it with too rose-coloured glasses.
Translation: Everybody should give me money. Society has no choice but to give me money …
Product salesman says people should use more of product
He starts to look more and more like the villain from East Asian movies…
Make streets playable again
I thought i was reading fuckcars
He needs to play in the streets again, for old times sake.
Highways are like big streets, and twice as fun.
If you live in a close you can still mostly play in the road.
I played in the streets with all the other kids from around the block area when cars where a thing.
Up yours Jensen you ballbag
You just reminded me of a friend who had a B.A. in psychology, an LLB (law degree) and wanted to either become attorney general or do an agricultural science (AgS) degree in order to have either BALLBAG or BALLBAgS as his qualifications after his name.
Hahahaha that’s funny shit
That is awesome. If you still know this friend, please, buy them a coffee on my behalf
He’s a good man, deserves at least a pint next time I see him!
Wow he looks great considering he was born in the time before cars.





