Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands requestlemmy.worldimagemessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1413arrow-down111
arrow-up1402arrow-down1imageIn a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands requestlemmy.worldThemosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前message-square36linkfedilink
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up63·3 个月前Fuck it. I’m living alone, I like pringles. I’m trying this out tomorrow.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up64·3 个月前The world is ending you can just buy a toy
minus-squareFireRetardant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·3 个月前Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
minus-squarellamapocalypse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·3 个月前What a horrible day to be literate
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 个月前Well, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 个月前A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
minus-squareosaerisxero@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 个月前Please report back with the results
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 个月前My dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 个月前Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.
Missing the gloves, but still
Fuck it. I’m living alone, I like pringles. I’m trying this out tomorrow.
The world is ending you can just buy a toy
Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
What a horrible day to be literate
Well, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.
A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
Go on…
Your uhhh, Username checks out.
Please report back with the results
The cylinder must not be harmed
My dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.
Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.
Use name checks out