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minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoMe to my family: waste money on a coffin for me and I swear to fuck I will haunt your dumb ass. Donate my corpse to science and move on. Have a potluck in uncle J’s backyard in my honor if you really need some kind of ceremony. Fuck funerals.
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoMy grandmother’s will said “you can donate my body to the university, and if they don’t need it then I hear the state police can use it to train dogs to find corpses, and that’s good too.”
Me to my family: waste money on a coffin for me and I swear to fuck I will haunt your dumb ass. Donate my corpse to science and move on.
Have a potluck in uncle J’s backyard in my honor if you really need some kind of ceremony. Fuck funerals.
My grandmother’s will said “you can donate my body to the university, and if they don’t need it then I hear the state police can use it to train dogs to find corpses, and that’s good too.”