cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1214773/i-changed-the-netflix-password-after-a-breakup-and-immediately-got-this-text-from-her-da
SVG Code
<svg xmlns=“http://www.w3.org/2000/svg” viewBox=“0 0 620 180” width=“100%” height=“100%”> <defs> <style> @import url(‘https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Roboto%3Awght%40400%3B500%3B600&%3Bdisplay=swap’); .ios-font { font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, “SF Pro Text”, “Segoe UI”, Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; } </style> <linearGradient id=“notifGrad” x1=“0%” y1=“0%” x2=“0%” y2=“100%”> <stop offset=“0%” stop-color=“#2c2c2e” /> <stop offset=“100%” stop-color=“#262628” /> </linearGradient> <filter id=“iosShadow” x=“-10%” y=“-10%” width=“120%” height=“120%”> <feDropShadow dx=“0” dy=“6” stdDeviation=“12” flood-color=“#000000” flood-opacity=“0.4”/> </filter> </defs>
<rect width=“620” height=“180” fill=“#1c1c1e” />
<rect x=“15” y=“10” width=“590” height=“160” rx=“30” fill=“url(#notifGrad)” filter=“url(#iosShadow)” />
<circle cx=“65” cy=“58” r=“26” fill=“#48484a” /> <text x=“65” y=“65” fill=“#ffffff” font-size=“20” font-weight=“600” text-anchor=“middle” class=“ios-font”>MG</text>
<circle cx=“86” cy=“78” r=“11” fill=“#34c759” stroke=“#2c2c2e” stroke-width=“2.5” /> <rect x=“79.5” y=“73” width=“13” height=“8.5” rx=“2” fill=“#ffffff” /> <polygon points=“79.5,79.5 79.5,83.5 84,80.5” fill=“#ffffff” />
<text x=“110” y=“48” fill=“#ffffff” font-size=“20” font-weight=“600” class=“ios-font”>Mark</text> <text x=“575” y=“48” fill=“#8e8e93” font-size=“16” font-weight=“500” text-anchor=“end” class=“ios-font”>now</text>
<g fill=“#f2f2f7” font-size=“18.5” font-weight=“400” letter-spacing=“-0.3” class=“ios-font”> <text x=“110” y=“76”>Hey pal! since you and my daughter broke</text> <text x=“110” y=“102”>up, am I also cut off from Netflix? As far</text> <text x=“110” y=“128”>as I'm concerned, I'm just an innocent</text> <text x=“110” y=“154”>casualty. 👍</text> </g> </svg>
War is hell.
And this ham gum is all bones.
Sounds like Daddy is angling for a subscription to Netflix and chill.
My ey wife and me divorced 13 years ago. As we have kids and will coparent and see each other for the rest of our lives there’s also no reason not to share streaming accounts. (And we share them with the kids anyways…)
Oh this reminded me of a ex-boyfriend from when I was a teenager… I wondered why he kept stopping at this one house every time he drove past a certain village… It turned out his ex-girlfriend’s dad lived there and they came along well so he still stopped for a cup of coffee and bought some moonshine from the guy. It was very good moonshine so I couldn’t really complain, ex-gf’s dad or not. I never met the guy myself.
How hard did he try on the handjob?
He picked the wrong side.


