cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1214773/i-changed-the-netflix-password-after-a-breakup-and-immediately-got-this-text-from-her-da

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  • froh42@lemmy.world
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    My ey wife and me divorced 13 years ago. As we have kids and will coparent and see each other for the rest of our lives there’s also no reason not to share streaming accounts. (And we share them with the kids anyways…)

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    Oh this reminded me of a ex-boyfriend from when I was a teenager… I wondered why he kept stopping at this one house every time he drove past a certain village… It turned out his ex-girlfriend’s dad lived there and they came along well so he still stopped for a cup of coffee and bought some moonshine from the guy. It was very good moonshine so I couldn’t really complain, ex-gf’s dad or not. I never met the guy myself.