ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1か月前Creating dogslemmy.worldimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down10
arrow-up132arrow-down1imageCreating dogslemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1か月前message-square15linkfedilink
minus-squarethesohoriots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1か月前“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
minus-squarelaranis@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1か月前I’ve never met a dog who wouldn’t willingly make this trade.
minus-square404@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1か月前You wouldn’t meet those who wouldn’t would you
minus-squareporksnort@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1か月前Biological evolution also suffers from survivor bias. ;)
minus-squaredon@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1か月前And despite all of that idiot God’s petty spite toward you, you are chief among humanity’s finest companions, and we treasure you dearly.
minus-squareThe Quuuuuill@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1か月前we will make entire movie franchises about how we will go on murder sprees if someone harms you
minus-squareMonkderVierte@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1か月前Chocolate is literally poison to most lifeforms.
“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
I’ve never met a dog who wouldn’t willingly make this trade.
You wouldn’t meet those who wouldn’t would you
I’ll admit to survivor bias in this case.
Biological evolution also suffers from survivor bias. ;)
And you’re allergic to chocolate
And despite all of that idiot God’s petty spite toward you, you are chief among humanity’s finest companions, and we treasure you dearly.
we will make entire movie franchises about how we will go on murder sprees if someone harms you
Chocolate is literally poison to most lifeforms.