You ChapStick people are weird motherfuckers. Is it an oral fixation thing? Are they like little phalluses to you? It’s okay, if so. Just…what’s the fucking deal, guys? Why are you always smearing that shit all over your lips? Are you okay?
when i lived in a high humidity environment i didn’t need lotion or lip balm or anything. when i lived in a low humidity environment i needed all that shit.
also, with a beard i put conditioner in it every day. keeps the hair nice and soft. also moisturizes my lips.
You ChapStick people are weird motherfuckers. Is it an oral fixation thing? Are they like little phalluses to you? It’s okay, if so. Just…what’s the fucking deal, guys? Why are you always smearing that shit all over your lips? Are you okay?
Not sure if this is sarcasm, but some people want their lips to actually stop being dry.
I guess my slobber does a fine job of keeping these bad boys moist, because I’m told my lips are soft and I don’t slather goo on them.
when i lived in a high humidity environment i didn’t need lotion or lip balm or anything. when i lived in a low humidity environment i needed all that shit.
also, with a beard i put conditioner in it every day. keeps the hair nice and soft. also moisturizes my lips.
Feels good but I’m trying to quit. Down to one stick a season
I forgive you and believe in you. You’ll get there.