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RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Beyond Beef? Impossible Beef? I Can't Believe It's Not Beef?

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Beyond Beef? Impossible Beef? I Can't Believe It's Not Beef?

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RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • clockworkrat(he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    A to-fued

  • Makeshift@sh.itjust.works
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    Nope, just two people with a bad tempeh.

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      They oughta chard things out

  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    Beet. It even makes more sense as a play on words than ‘beef’ anyway, in the context of an argument.

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      I’m going to beet you up.

      • ook@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

    • Nikls94@lemmy.world
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      I can’t believe it’s not beef

  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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    You tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      She wants to touch me whoa, she wants to love me whoa, she’ll never leave me whoa, whoa-oh-oh

      (hello high school)

    • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I don’t trust you

  • Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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    Queef ?

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    you put “p” at the front like in pleather.

    pbeef (peef)

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      It’s like pterodactyl though, the P is silent.

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    It’s a “You won’t believe it’s not beef”

  • RegularJoe@lemmy.worldOP
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    A man with a sign that reads, “Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?”

    Argument is misspelled with an e between the u and m.

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      argue mint

  • plm00@lemmy.ml
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    It’s called “beyond beef”.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Veef

  • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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    Not if you squash it.

  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    Hey man! I have a tofu with you!

    Nah, it doesn’t have the same hit.

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “Yeah, you could say we have beef. Not on our plates, though”

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    Probably a ‘grouse.’ That way the bird lives.

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    Fat-hen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chenopodium_album

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