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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

"comfort food"

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"comfort food"

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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    Then you explain it to your mother. That pie was supposed to be for eating, not for sating your carnal lust.

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      If your Puritan morales are getting in the way of eating it, that sounds like something you need to come to terms with.

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        You think it is morally OK to eat a fruit pie filled with your own son’s semen?

        Answer quick, the FBI watch list guy is waiting.

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          Have I been watching too many episodes of “family pies”?

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          I don’t know, how big a fruit pie. What kind of fruit? What temperature was it at when he fucked it? When did I acquire a son? Wait, was this my cat son? BAD CAT! NO FUCKING PIES WITHOUT A PERMIT! YOU GOT TO GET A PERMIT FROM THE PERMIT OFFICE! YOU KNOW BETTER!

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      Now you’re gatekeeping camel lust? We ought to chuck you in the horny hole

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        Camel Lust?

        Must be the eyelashes. I get it.

        Bactrian or Dromedary?

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          Any humpie will do

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            Do the humptie hump.

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              brown chicken brown cow

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