WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down123
arrow-up1116arrow-down1image🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot?lemmy.worldWanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前message-square10linkfedilink
minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 个月前Relax, there’s thousands of Lemmy users. We can’t all be last. Which makes me wonder, what’s the tiebreaker?
minus-squaregon [he]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 个月前Does frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.
minus-squarefrog@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 个月前Raises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.
minus-squareOozingPositron@feddit.cllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 个月前Be right back, I’m about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.
Relax, there’s thousands of Lemmy users. We can’t all be last. Which makes me wonder, what’s the tiebreaker?
Masturbation
Does frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.
Raises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.
Be right back, I’m about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.