Like, him at the top is bullshit in of itself, and putting Jackson in the top is bullshit too. But, he put Grant in the shitbox. Grant: the man who literally won the Civil War for the Union. Fuck off with that!
*Edit: Linky
**Edit 2: Also, Hoover oversaw the start of the Great Depression. So, that wouldn’t make him average. Also, where’s JFK?
It’s impossible to parody Trump. No matter how ridiculous anyone could make him look, it’s nowhere near the reality of what he does himself.
Sure you can!
Just be a competent leader who makes good decisions. Nobody will believe that!
Actually, that mighty be pretty funny. Cut to looks of utter confusion in the press gallery.