• WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    4 days ago

    I’m going to need reports on how you say Koenig and Mueller too. As you are quite aware, moving to Austin requires multi-factor identification. /s

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          edit-2
          4 days ago

          i did move, i’ve been back in california for over a decade

          i lived in a since-gentrified apartment complex on may-ner down from the amy’s

          like fuck texas, that one was English

          and i refuse to pronounce it Kaynig. Kenig is the furthest i’ll go

          you have a favorite out in Lockhart?

          • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            4 days ago

            Thank you for visiting Austin, the live music capital of the world. We apologize if the rest of Texas disturbed you during your stay, and we thank you for your patience with this matter as we are still researching dimensional translocation possibilities. As you are a valued Californian, we would like to ask you to please take 5 minutes out of your day to go online and recall all the robotaxi’s y’all sent us. Keep it weird, and come back soon.

            ~Come back soon is an invitation for a vacation not to exceed two weeks. Buying real estate to move your podcast offices to is strictly prohibited. Fans of Joe Rogan’s comedy are discouraged to apply.~