printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 12 hours agoI'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square60linkfedilinkarrow-up1188arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1181arrow-down1imageI'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 12 hours agomessage-square60linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePup Biru@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 hours agorent? it’s keeping your house pest free… you owe it money (also obligatory that’s not a spider THIS is a spider from australia)
minus-squareprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27 minutes agoI went here to tempt fate. Jesus Christ. If it’s any one of these living in my access point, I don’t know… Would a Norwegian reboot kill it?
minus-squarepalordrolap@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 hours agoThe problem with the implicit size comparison in the Crocodile Dundee reference is that Australian spider size is inversely proportional to their actual danger.
minus-squareprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoTrue… I don’t know how to pay her though. PayPal? Ko-Fi?
minus-squarePup Biru@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoko-fly preferable to ko-squito… they’re both pests but those fees really sting
minus-squareprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoOkay okay OKAY. 🤣
rent? it’s keeping your house pest free… you owe it money
(also obligatory that’s not a spider THIS is a spider from australia)
I went here to tempt fate. Jesus Christ. If it’s any one of these living in my access point, I don’t know… Would a Norwegian reboot kill it?
The problem with the implicit size comparison in the Crocodile Dundee reference is that Australian spider size is inversely proportional to their actual danger.
True… I don’t know how to pay her though. PayPal? Ko-Fi?
ko-fly preferable to ko-squito… they’re both pests but those fees really sting
Okay okay OKAY. 🤣