The boss’s song:

(to the tune of Little Teapot)

I’m a little fascist

Hear me out

This is my ego

This is your fault

When I get all worked up

Hear me shout!

Be more grateful

Or get the fuck out

I’m a very special big boy

Don’t you know?

Make me look dumb

And it will show

I can turn a chance boon

Into a rout

Question my strategery

And you’re out!