There’s a certain style of sign:

• Centered text
• Inconsistent capitalization
• Way more different sizes/fonts/colors than necessary
• Strange punctuation
• Usually “Dear <blah>; <insert premise here>; <DRAMATIC REVEAL THAT blah IS STUPID>; <self-congratulatory conclusion>”

Idk what is broken in people’s brains that makes this specific pattern happen so much.

Edit:

Had to track down this sign hanging in my in-laws’ house.

(We have a house and a kid. We’ve been living together for 14 years. Idk man.)