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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

If I was the caller, I’d be pissed

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If I was the caller, I’d be pissed

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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      TIHI.

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      what the heck is that? it’s like three different uncanny valleys converged

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        This is what happens when you the cat

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        It’s somebody’s sleep paralysis demon.

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        Cat, no ears?

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          The worst part is that it does have ears.

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