Make no mistake: I’m all for creativity and fun theories, but even I can’t help but think this is too much (says the guy who wrote an almost 3,500 word ‘essay’ on how the Peter Cushing Doctor is Canon, then again that was commissioned before rejected…)


What until you hear my theory about who Samus eventually becomes now that we’ve seen the Metroid Ravenous trailer
Well. We’re waiting.
Will she become even more Metroid?
She’ll get in her van and join Internal Affairs. Hence, Metroid Van IA