Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoWhy yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1446arrow-down110
arrow-up1436arrow-down1imageWhy yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask?lemmy.worldGodric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squarevolore@scribe.disroot.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·16 hours agoMeanwhile, printers have been inhabited, programmed, and manufactured by Satan since their invention. So, I mean… I don’t see what the issue is. It’s not like we’re not used to demonic infused computing.
minus-squareAxolotl@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoBecause printers are a pain in the ass, mine has just decided that it cannot use 2 out of 4 colors, even though i made the automatic cleaning 3 times
minus-squarehalcyoncmdr@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoNo it’s not Satan, Blood Magic always takes its toll eventually. It’s why they need periodic blood sacrifices to operate properly.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up6·12 hours agoIt’s worse now. HP ink is more valuable per ounce than blood. How fortunate would we all be to have the glorious HP CMYK following through our veins?
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoThat’s been true for like 20 years
Meanwhile, printers have been inhabited, programmed, and manufactured by Satan since their invention.
So, I mean… I don’t see what the issue is. It’s not like we’re not used to demonic infused computing.
Because printers are a pain in the ass, mine has just decided that it cannot use 2 out of 4 colors, even though i made the automatic cleaning 3 times
No it’s not Satan, Blood Magic always takes its toll eventually. It’s why they need periodic blood sacrifices to operate properly.
It’s worse now. HP ink is more valuable per ounce than blood.
How fortunate would we all be to have the glorious HP CMYK following through our veins?
That’s been true for like 20 years