They’re not demons, we simply trapped some lightning and forced it through some runes circuits using our incantations programming. It’s all perfectly mundane and not at all worth burning anyone at the stake.

*daemons

This is one of the few conspiracy theories I have to back because it’s just so cool conceptually

Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live. …

I don’t see silicon. I see fiberglass and copper. Are you sure those demons are trapped?

You’re what we used to call a pixie wrangler.