I have an anon who comes to visit three days a week. We play basketball. Eat chicken fingers with ranch. Teach him how to breathe through his nose and not walk on his knuckles. Now we on Reddit. Thanks for the gold kind stranger.

It’s also full of fake stories so there’s that

Sometimes Anon is wholesome to keep us guessing. It won’t last long.

As always, there are exceptions that prove the rule