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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 天前

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 天前
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  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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    6 天前

    Pedigree for 1$ not even in your wildest dreams

  • TrollAccount69@lemmy.ml
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    7 天前

    Good and cheap is a free cookbook based on the food stamp budget of $4 per day. It’s a free pdf from many sources including the authors website if you sign up for a newsletter or something and paper copies are very inexpensive.

    • Dettweiler@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That’s based on 2024 prices. I’d say it’s probably $8-12 / day based on food price inflation.

      I’m sure it’s still a good book, though

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        The food inflation isn’t evenly distributed across all groceries. I hit $6 a day with little snacks and workout oriented meals with greater caloric content and higher Q factor in a bunch of different ways.

        If you want to bring down your own grocery bill and go from zero to sixty on cooking at home I can’t recommend that book highly enough. You don’t have to suffer.

        E: oh yeah, the book title and premise are based on 2015 prices too.

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      lftl

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    7 天前

    Dogfood would be $3.01

    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      It has tasty morsels so that’s fair

  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    7 天前

    You can get dog food for $1 a can? Please let me know where, best I can find is $3.

  • aceshigh@lemmy.world
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    Price of dog food really depends on the size of the dog, errr human. If you’re tall, the food budget is automatically higher. And that dog food looks wet, which is pricier than kibble. Perhaps tall people need to soak their kibble in water, to balance their budget. Short people get the privilege of eating wet food, which is tastier. Not that I’ve tried or anything.

  • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    7 天前

    Worth mentioning that RatX is corn gluten meal and salt, it is harmless to humans.

    • Mandarbmax@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      How does it work to kill rats?

      • brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Uh, in a kinda fucked up way ngl:

        RatX® coats the lining of a part of the rodent’s lower gut. This coating of the “fine hairs” in the lower gut, called villi, disrupts the messaging system to the rodents brain, causing it to stop drinking water. This leads to dehydration, blood thickening, kidney dysfunction, coma and eventual death. It also leads to a prcoess called “mummification”, which means the body of the diseased rodent will dry out, rather than decompose normally. This means a 95% reduction in smell.

        • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          7 天前

          It should be noted that generally the suffering of dehydration is caused by the brain telling you you need to drink water, much like with breathing and eating. All in all it’s a lot more humane than a lot of poisons.

          • brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Good to know, honestly was hoping it wasn’t that bad (all things relative). At least it’s not a glue trap 😅

    • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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      6 天前

      The irony is hilarious

  • pneumatron@sh.itjust.works
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    7 天前

    That avocado has 2 weeks before it’s ripe

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      7 天前

      and then you’ve got 90 seconds until it’s rotten.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    7 天前

    three orders of nails please. i already drank a cup of ratx

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    7 天前

    Sell my bucket of rusty nails, buy some bacon

    • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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      7 天前

      Only works once, unless you have a lot of rusty nails.

      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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        7 天前

        Working at the rusty nail factory is long hours but the benefits (free samples) are nice

    • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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      Good one. I was stuck on 2 of the onion rings and some dog food.

      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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        7 天前

        That’s not a bad option either

  • hansolo@lemmy.today
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    7 天前

    Rice, beans, and onions have been banned from the chat

  • Dicska@lemmy.world
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    Psh, easy. One fifth of a chicken nugget and two bags of rat poison.

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    7 天前

    You can definitely get 3 bullets for a dollar in case two are duds

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      Where can you get 3 bullets for a dollar. Maybe you can find 50 9mm rounds for $15, but you’d need to split the cost with 16 other people.

  • myyass@lemmy.world
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    Can of dog food. A sizable blunt object to attain the rest.

  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 天前

    nails nails nails

  • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    7 天前

    $3 is 11 loafs of bread worth

    You getting scammed with the other food

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      7 天前

      Maybe, if you rob a guy with $3 and 11 loafs of bread.

    • RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip
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      Ah, yes, 11 loaves of bread per meal, a perfect and balanced diet.

      • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        You also have enough left for a candy or 2

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