Nice
Oh glorious potato of power, lend unto me your wisdom and starch.
I see a newt in that potato, you lie.
Or maybe I drank too much.
Still see a newt
I knew it!
Tuber acknowledged
can I make a baked potato outta it?
ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.
Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa’s obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes…
Please.
Please.Seconded. All hail potato, bringer of good news
Potato recognizes potato 🥔
All glory to the hypnotato… of luck!
Don’t need it
Get the peeler out guys.
You know what, fuck it, I’m pretty desperate for good news. I see you Golden Potato, I see you…
I saw you post and it gave me hope, this is your good news moment.
I, too, am desperate for good news
Is this like those email chains from the 2000s era when they say things like “forward this to everyone in your contacts for good luck” and then spend 5 paragraphs telling you about all the horrendous and grotesque things that will befall you if you don’t forward it to everyone in your contacts?
All hail the potato
I prefer to pronounce it potato myself, but you do you.
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