Didn’t Elvis once famously kill a roach with a revolver? I remember hearing that story, but all I can find with cursory DDG searches is some altercation between him and Alice Cooper.
I might be confusing it with the story about him shooting his TV, but I’m not sure how a roach would get involved in that memory. Maybe I’m recalling a Simpsons bit. It’s too early for me to remember clearly.
Note; I can’t get the formatting right. I can see why images of text are so popular.
America is a Gun
Brian Bilston
England is a cup of tea. France, a wheel of ripened brie. Greece, a short, squat olive tree. America is a gun.
Brazil is football on the sand. Argentina, Maradona’s hand. Germany, an oompah band. America is a gun.
Holland is a wooden shoe. Hungary, a goulash stew. Australia, a kangaroo. America is a gun.
Japan is a thermal spring. Scotland is a highland fling. Oh, better to be anything than America as a gun.
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Red Dead Redemption 3. Mickys revenge…
America has one solution for everything.
And it works almost 0 times
Worked pretty well on those mice. Shame about my house falling down because of all the bullet holes.
Just imagine hearing a BANG at night and you look around for bullet holes, only to find out it was your neighbour’s mouse trap and you need a new dog.
Hey in our defense, it’s a pretty good solution
Username checks out.
Would a blank still kill the mouse/rat?
At that range, absolutely. A blank will blow a sizable hole in a rat or mole. People die every year from the perception that blanks are “safe”; aside from any barrel debris or wadding that may be ejected, they are still completely lethal at very close ranges because of the pressure wave.
At that range, probably.
But you could defintely run this with shotshells full of rat shot, and that would upgrade it from ‘probably’ to ‘certainly’ while still being reasonably safe-ish.
Imagine the first night in a large apartment complex after that one pest control company set up shop.
How could this have been legal? That mouse is unarmed!
Cat-sle doctrine.
Nice.
It’s self defense
Mousehole Doctrine
IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!
i remember this so it was significant enough that I remember it. but I dont know why. any history buffs able to tell me?
It’s funny? I think I may have seen it in a textbook many years ago as an example of the patent boom that happened after the Industrial Revolution in the US.
There was like a very specific reason I remember this. I just dont remember the reason. I feel like its related to something significant and the only thing jumping out at me is James Garfield, but I’m not sure why.
Maybe you’ve seen this video?
Hold my beer, two words “claymore mine”
Clack clack BOOM!
I think someone may have misinterpreted the word “trap”.
What mousetrap do you have that isn’t lethal? We have poison, the classic snapping bone crusher, the drown-o-matic, and the glue of death. Surely the Rodent Fusillader 4000 wouldn’t be out of place on that list.
