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KhitomerAccordion@lemy.lol to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Gardening Mishap

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KhitomerAccordion@lemy.lol to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    Milk helps.

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      Yeah but intestinal capscasin overload plus lactose intolerance is a whole nother world of hurt.

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        If I do that I bet my farts will propel me so hard I’ll break the sound barrier

        • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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          Get a cape and put it to good use!

        • Mike D@piefed.social
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          You only get farts from dairy? I wish.

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          Full on Wietrzyk!

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        big badda boooooom

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      If it does, which I highly doubt, it wouldn’t be significant.

      The ice actually numbs the affected area. Just have to be careful to manage physical damage.

      I know that milk can help a bit if you drink it before hand bc it leaves a nasty film in your mouth that can be a protective layer. Again, it’s not even close to perfect.

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        nah milk helps because it has fat in it and capsaicin is hydrophobic but fat soluble

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        Uhm what no. Something in the milk neutralizes sharpies. Also cheese, as funny as it is. I eat a whole chilli with a piece of Greyerzer on sundays. Because i thought the glass is pickled veggies and they have to get eaten.

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          cheese = moldy milk

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            Only some of them.

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              cheese = moldy aged milk

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                It doesn’t even have to be aged you can make paneer in like two hours

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                  cheese = milk

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                Cheese = matured milk 🧐

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                  Milf milk

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