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minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50arrow-down1·2 days agosomeone that looks like that, I’m taking them to pound town. he’s so old and frail, it doesn’t even look like he could fight back.
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 days agoSomething something you had me in the first half
minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 days agoGotta deploy the “ugly” test in all such matters: Would this situation be sus if the other party was unattractive to me? You would not believe how many things this filters out. Sales, advertising, cons, youtube videos, instragram, tiktok nonsense, the list goes on.
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoIt would be less suss if they weren’t attractive, or at least anywhere near his own age. (Idk how old she is. Dont flame me if she’s 50)
minus-squareuber_chicken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·2 days agoTo be fair, I’d fall for this too. Zero chance I’m turning her down
minus-squareFatVegan@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down2·2 days agoWhile being very old and married? Okay i guess
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoNot sure if you are making an argument for or against?
minus-squareWildmimic@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoThese people never feel to old for shit like this.
minus-squarecriss_cross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoI mean if they’re into it it’s one thing. If the consent from everyone isn’t there (in this case the wife) then that’s where it gets icky.
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoThere’s hooking up and then there’s hooking up with someone you’re in business with and helping her do illegal shit at the risk of your job.
minus-squarelog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoWith a golden parachute worth hundreds of millions, I’d be risking my job everyday.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoGolden parachutes for golden showers.
minus-squareyonderbarn@lazysoci.allinkfedilinkarrow-up1·24 hours agoShades of Bezos and his dick pic scandal
minus-square123@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoThat’s you? You must be hot. Take off your dumb jacket, it is not really the weather for it with all the global warming you are proliferating.
Some things never change
someone that looks like that, I’m taking them to pound town.
he’s so old and frail, it doesn’t even look like he could fight back.
Something something you had me in the first half
Gotta deploy the “ugly” test in all such matters:
You would not believe how many things this filters out. Sales, advertising, cons, youtube videos, instragram, tiktok nonsense, the list goes on.
It would be less suss if they weren’t attractive, or at least anywhere near his own age. (Idk how old she is. Dont flame me if she’s 50)
To be fair, I’d fall for this too. Zero chance I’m turning her down
While being very old and married? Okay i guess
Not sure if you are making an argument for or against?
These people never feel to old for shit like this.
I mean if they’re into it it’s one thing. If the consent from everyone isn’t there (in this case the wife) then that’s where it gets icky.
There’s hooking up and then there’s hooking up with someone you’re in business with and helping her do illegal shit at the risk of your job.
With a golden parachute worth hundreds of millions, I’d be risking my job everyday.
Golden parachutes for golden showers.
'Tis the
seasontreasonShades of Bezos and his dick pic scandal
Hanging out with grandpa.
Could’ve been me tbh
That’s you? You must be hot. Take off your dumb jacket, it is not really the weather for it with all the global warming you are proliferating.