I didn’t think I’d have to point this out, but this is not Alice Huang, the alleged Chinese spy and Jensen Huang’s, er, love interest (yes they share the same name).
This is a Korean singer called Elliye, the pic is from a 2017 instagram post and is known for the “last thing you see before leaking state secrets” meme.


I’ll spy on you if you take me out to dinner and a movie.
Get us some chips and we’ll double team you.
Get them yourself
I’m gonna need reports written in the form of a buddy cop screenplay