Aarrodri@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoChoose wiselylemmy.worldimagemessage-square59linkfedilinkarrow-up1467arrow-down19
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minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days ago…or not fun, like pimples, hemmorrhoids or unwanted late periods?
minus-squarechunk6235@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days ago unwanted late periods Ok, but hear me out: is there any better feeling than the relief you get the day the late period arrives?
minus-squarems.lane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days ago God of Pimples and Hemorrhoids Presumably that means I can prevent them? Let the apotheosis begin.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoYour worshipers will have the most unblemished skin and buttholes.
minus-squareDerpenheim@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoGotta make it fun. Hit only people that deserve it with that shit
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoI’m not talking about being a god and plagueifying people with this shit. I’m saying what if you are made a god, specifically the god of only this shit. :(
…or not fun, like pimples, hemmorrhoids or unwanted late periods?
Ok, but hear me out: is there any better feeling than the relief you get the day the late period arrives?
Better late than never.
Presumably that means I can prevent them?
Let the apotheosis begin.
Your worshipers will have the most unblemished skin and buttholes.
Gotta make it fun. Hit only people that deserve it with that shit
I’m not talking about being a god and plagueifying people with this shit. I’m saying what if you are made a god, specifically the god of only this shit. :(
Shit god