🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 天前Anon creates a mysterysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square118linkfedilinkarrow-up1556arrow-down114
arrow-up1542arrow-down1imageAnon creates a mysterysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 天前message-square118linkfedilink
minus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up126arrow-down1·3 天前>buy Helium >around 10,000 balloon >gun >attach balloons filled with helium to self >shoot yourself >let the corpse fly away >no one will ever know Thank me later
minus-squareSpider2013@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 天前https://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyle/brazil-priest-flying-party-balloons-lost-at-sea-idUSN22281921/
minus-squareIlovethebomb@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 小時前That was a fascinating story, did he not check the weather at all?
minus-squareSpider2013@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 小時前If i recall correctly, he didn’t know how to use the gps. It was a pre smartphone era
minus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 天前That’s so many fewer balloons than I thought you’d need, wow. On the other hand, I found an article with a picture, and even that many is a huge mass: https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna24259555
minus-squaredragonbringerx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up64·3 天前One day, ballons deflate Corpse comes raining down out of the sky No one will know what the fuck is going on Thank me later
>buy Helium
>around 10,000 balloon
>gun
>attach balloons filled with helium to self
>shoot yourself
>let the corpse fly away
>no one will ever know
Thank me later
https://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyle/brazil-priest-flying-party-balloons-lost-at-sea-idUSN22281921/
That was a fascinating story, did he not check the weather at all?
If i recall correctly, he didn’t know how to use the gps. It was a pre smartphone era
That’s so many fewer balloons than I thought you’d need, wow.
On the other hand, I found an article with a picture, and even that many is a huge mass:
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna24259555
One day, ballons deflate
Corpse comes raining down out of the sky
No one will know what the fuck is going on
Thank me later
I’d like to thank you now.
Thank you.
Anon can’t follow simple instructions.