🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoAnon creates a mysterysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square98linkfedilinkarrow-up1475arrow-down112
arrow-up1463arrow-down1imageAnon creates a mysterysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square98linkfedilink
minus-squareXiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up13·18 hours agoYou better commit suicide in an environmentally friendly way!
minus-squaretrxxruraxvr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·18 hours agoExactly. For example you can take off all your clothes and drown yourself. Preferably in a place with a lot of carrion eaters like crabs.
minus-squareXiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 hours agoYour dead body still gives off methane. If you aren’t hermetically sealing your body prior to death you might as well be an oil executive.
minus-squaretrxxruraxvr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoIf it’s eten before it rots, the emissions are lower than they would be if you’d stay alive. I’d call that a win.
minus-squareWanakaTree@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoYeah but also make sure to minimize your emissions in how to hermetically seal yourself
minus-squareXiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours agoSolar power that vacuum sealer lol
You better commit suicide in an environmentally friendly way!
Exactly. For example you can take off all your clothes and drown yourself. Preferably in a place with a lot of carrion eaters like crabs.
Your dead body still gives off methane. If you aren’t hermetically sealing your body prior to death you might as well be an oil executive.
If it’s eten before it rots, the emissions are lower than they would be if you’d stay alive. I’d call that a win.
Yeah but also make sure to minimize your emissions in how to hermetically seal yourself
Solar power that vacuum sealer lol