• x00z@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    >get strong and sharp metal wire
    >get glue
    >make noose from wire
    >put head trough noose
    >glue hands to hair
    >kick chair away

    Your friends and family will find you with your head being held in your hands as if you ripped it off yourself.