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ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw
quality shitpost
also couldn’t relate here in soviet communist hungary we don’t have lifeguards, in fact i don’t think i’ve ever seen one
Never watched baywatch? :O
in communist hungary no channels have baywatch, they have educational series on benefits of potato farming and about steel manufacture, but only on weekend
Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it’s different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here…
Ah yeah very different here in US. Our lifeguards carry M16s and routinely harass and deport Mexicans. Drowning is an arrestable offense
When someone says lifeguard, I think bored teenager by the pool making sure people don’t drown. Not the coast guard.
the M16 in question
Hey.
Hey.
It’s a shitpost.
Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.
I’m picturing an elite force of plain-clothed lifeguards pretending to be tourists with the same energy as undercover cops trying to buy weed off of people.
“Man, these snack bar refreshments hit the spot! Anyone feel like swimming within 30 minutes of eating? C’mon, let’s run by the pool and dive in, it’ll be fun!”
