- Colour of the ocean. You know, the place with which coconuts are commonly associated. - Coconuts grow from trees that live on land. - Wow I didn’t know that - Trees grow from coconuts that live on land. - Holy shit - Land grows from trees that live on coconuts. - Surprisingly enough, all of these statements are at least partially true. - Land grows from coconuts that live on trees. 
 
 
- That’s TheBatshit crazy! 
- Coconuts spread by floating on the sea from pacific islands to Madagascar 
 
 
 
- Wait till you learn how the coconut got to the Americas… - Swallow? - African swallow - An African swallow, maybe—but not a European swallow. 
 
 
 
- Yeah, palm trees that grow near the ocean you doink - Coconuts doink you on the head and then all you can see is blue 
- Yeah, ocean trees that doink near the palm you grow 
 
 
- Coconuts grow in the ocean? - It’s blue because coconut = tropical = sandy beaches and blue water, which evokes positive emotions and pictures of paradise in your mind, which makes you more likely to buy [PRODUCT] 
 
- Bounty set the standard  
- Light blue, though. Regular blue is milk chocolate. - Oh my god you’re right lol 
 
- except m&m… - There’s coconut M&Ms!? - sadly, i meant it the other way - blue does not mean coconut (its crunchy flavor) - As a pretzel M&M lover, I hate both that they are relatively rare and that the caramel ones have such a close color. - I used to get a tinge of excitement when I saw a blue bag of M&Ms, followed by disappointment at realizing it wasn’t the pretzel ones. Now I just get immediate anticipatory disappointment, and, rarely, a nice surprise. - Big mood 
 
 
- There were, and they were good too. I think they had a white packaging, then a light blue. 
 
 
- I don’t know what you’re talking about, but blue means raspberry. - That’s for candy and drinks. Blue is coconut for chocolates specifically. Though it also holds true for granola bars in my experience. 
- Blueberry chocolate beats coconut chocolate any day 
- Yeah, that was my first thought too. - I’m guessing this is some “America first” nonsense 😁 
 
- Raffaello disagrees. - Hi Raffaelo you’re fit 
 
- I thought everyone agreed that blue meant raspberry? If doesn’t, what color am I supposed to paint my red raspberries now? - No blue means blue raspberry, which taste different from real raspberry. - Now I’m really confused and my whole world view and philosophy of life is crumbling! Sigh, yet another existential crisis and it’s only false dawn outside… - I think I’m just going to make another cup of tea. 
 
 
- so gay:) 











