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      Reminds of something my dear old grandpa said to me growing up: “If a hot girl DMs you about crypto, block him!”

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          “What’s that? What’s nifty? Speak up, you know I haven’t been able to hear since that grenade blew out my eardrums. Fucking Germans. I swear to god, if I ever catch you with a fucking German, I’ll skin you and them from tit to toe and sew you both up into a flesh mosaic. Fucking Germans stole my ears and you people keep eying them. Your mother nearly ended up with one of them. Made the nazi shitstain disappear and no one found him yet. Fucking Germans.”