I bought a refurbished Samsung Fold 5 and I returned it after one week. A phone isn’t something that I should have to babysit.

They, If you are American and you want money you can join Trump’s private militia and hope that you don’t get Nurnberg’d when he flees the country

By doing what you’re told to do when you get bailed out by the EU: gutting whatever welfare you’ve left, privatizing essential services, letting private companies dictate school syllabi etc etc

The Italian government has just passed an emergency decree that authorizes AI-powered face recognition in public spaces without a judge’s authorization.

In November 1627, the test case in the King’s Bench, the “Five Knights’ Case”, found that the King had a prerogative right to imprison without trial those who refused to pay the forced loan.

The US of A found a shortcut to levying taxes without any representation in return.

It may be that Linus Torvalds has the political literacy of a doorstop.

They can prop him up with one of those exoskeletons Trump uses

“Your offspring orphaned because I wanted to have my ass wiped clean”

Trump basically saying “my 80-year-old wrinkly ass being worth more than your lire”

He was evacuated with the blonde bimbo in charge of the diaper changing grudge

How can you pass the Gandhi purity test?

Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?

Why do you think you’ve always lived in rented accomodations?

6’1 eunuch

It would be difficult to find something non barbaric in the history of the US.

Your average US president, then.

No has never no’d so hard.

I should have called it Phallogoria

Stalin, stop taking bites out of that baby

But, It’s so plump, It’s like honey ham-flavored marshmallow

I would have to wash the taste of my mouth with a shot of brandy, a line of gunpowder and a cigar

And very difficult to scrub the grease off of